Friday, May 23, 2008

FOUL, MOTHERFUCKER!

oh, hi there. i was just getting myself in the mood for some old fashioned north carolina ultimate. you see, the bad influence coed ultimate team will be attending kudzu this weekend.

we've got, like, 3 guys and 4 women. and pogo. pogo will be there. it should be pretty rocking. i'm bring a cooler full of o'douls.

i'll post scores and spirit foul tallies here on monday, but i'm pretty sure we're beating too much mustard in the finals.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Philly Invite

We're playing in the ELITE division because we're pretty much the most ELITE team in the history of ELITE coed ultimate.

We will beat one of these less ELITE teams in the final: Slow White, Chewbacca Defense, Amp, Black Molly, Axis of C'ville, Hooray for Coed, Bashing Pinatas, Rival, and One trick Pony.

Bashing will finish second at the party. Is there a party?

Sunday, May 18, 2008

the callahan award is total bullshit

surge and muffin did not win. someone find them jobs in DC.

Really Brief Bell Crack Recap

I wasn't there, but I'm told that the following things happened:
  • We went 4-0 on the first day.
  • We did not go 4-0 on the second day.
  • Some guy from Hooray! kicked a puppy on the sideline.
Facts:
May 17 Kung Fu Grip X 13-11
May 17 Fat Hammer 14-11
May 17 Levitation Holmes 15-4
May 17 The Muff 'n Men 13-10
May 18 Hooray 6-13
May 18 Gecko 8-11

Oh, and the Maryland ladies finished tied for 11th at Nationals. Word up.

Monday, May 12, 2008

Surge for Callahan


The Bad Influence ultimate team would like to take the time to officially endorse Sarah "Surge" Griffith for the women's Callahan nominee. She is arguably the fastest player in women's college ultimate and a has been competing at Club Nationals since walking onto MOJO after her first year of Ultimate. A truly phenomenal athlete with unquestionable leadership ability and dedication to fair play, it is with great pride that we demonstrate our support for this fantastic player and deserving Callahan Award candidate.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Muffin for Callahan


The Bad Influence coed ultimate team would like to officially endorse Muffin for Callahan and encourage all readers to work to find Muffin a job in DC for the months of June-October.
Thank you for your kind attention.

The Logo

That's not really our logo. Chuckles found it online and posted it without permission. Our jersey design will focus considerably more on Molly Ringwald's ass.

Important!

Charlie is way cooler than Boom.

That is all.

May 11 Tryout

This is the invite that we sent out previously. We already have had one round of cuts, but there is still room to try out. If you have any questions, just let me know. hope to see you out there.

To give everyone more information about the May 11th tryout and first organizational practice, we have the information below:

We will be utilizing this event as a way to prepare the two tournament tryout teams for both Bell Crack and Kudzu. Some players have been selected to attend, while other players will have another opportunity to fill the vacant spots. In order to prepare, we will be focusing on 5 main factors: Vertical stack, Horizontal Stack, Zone Offense, Zone Defense and Endzone Efficiency. Obviously most of these aspects are familiar to many players; however, we would like to all be on the same page when playing together.

Logistics: May 11th, 2-6 pm at Frat Row Fields at the University of Maryland Fields - College Park, MD (details below)

Directions to the fields:
From Baltimore/points North: take the Rt. 1 exit toward College Park from the intersection of 95/495. Take Rt. 1 South for about 2 miles. Fields are on your left just past the main entrance (Campus Drive) of the University.
From the Beltway: Take the Rt. 1 exit toward College Park. Take Rt. 1 South for about 2 miles. Fields are on your left just past the main entrance (Campus Drive) of the University.
From DC: Find your way to Rt. 1 North. Fields are there as soon as you enter College Park on your right, just after Knox Rd. and College Ave. (You'll see the bars and likely the staggering drunk kids.)
Parking: Parking is located along the outside of frat row and across Rt. 1 on the Campus of the University of Maryland. Most parking lots should be open. However, PLEASE obey all parking signs. Maryland is vicious when it comes to parking tickets. Consider yourself warned.
Address for Google Maps:
Fraternity Row
College Park, MD 20740
An interactive map of College Park if you're still slightly confused.
http://www.parking.umd.edu/themap/

Again, if you have any questions, please contact us at this address. We look forward to having everyone out this weekend!

-Bad Influence
Cathleen, Boom, Chuckles, Hartch

If you need to contact via phone:
-Hartch 843 324 0987