Really Brief Bell Crack Recap

I wasn't there, but I'm told that the following things happened:

• We went 4-0 on the first day.
• We did not go 4-0 on the second day.
• Some guy from Hooray! kicked a puppy on the sideline.
  

Facts:
May 17 Kung Fu Grip X 13-11
May 17 Fat Hammer 14-11
May 17 Levitation Holmes 15-4
May 17 The Muff 'n Men 13-10
May 18 Hooray 6-13
May 18 Gecko 8-11

Oh, and the Maryland ladies finished tied for 11th at Nationals. Word up.